-What does a Spanish person do with the hair when bored?
-Playing flamenco.
-The shortest joke: "A Spanish person is looking for a Portuguese mate."
A father goes with his small daughter to see bullfighting.
-Papa! What is that thing the bullfighter has got between the legs?
-It is a bocadillo for his break!
-Why do Spanish stay awake during the night?
-Because they think there is a big Queso Curado in the sky.
to be continued..
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